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jokes 8 months 1 week ago #30718

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I was in ASDA today with 2 trolleys of booze and all my shopping,
when a little old lady got behind me in the queue
she only had a pint of milk, so I said is that all you have got love
she said yes
so I did the descent thing and said,if I were you I,d fuck off to another till
as I,m gonna be ages.

my wife said to me I wish I had bigger tits
paddy said try rubbing paper between them
the wife said do you think that will work
paddy said well it did for your arse
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jokes 8 months 1 week ago #30724

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i was in my bedroom piping my next door neighbours 18 year old daughter sunbathing topless so I decided to have a quite moment to myself but I turned around and the wife was standing in the doorway with her arms crossed watching me is she a pervert?

shout out to my parents for not using a condom and creating a fucking legend

mike leahey and mick murphy had a day out together at the Cheltenham races
mike whispered to mick, do you want the winner of the next race
mick replied no thanks I,ve only got a small garden
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jokes 8 months 1 week ago #30732

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hahahhaaaa :silly: :woohoo: :cheer: :P
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