mick and tim went fishing on a boat in the Mersey but it was a hot day and they both fell asleep in the boat ,when they woke up they had drifted towards an island of the coast of Borneo they got ashore but
were captured by natives the chief said you must pass a test or we will kill you, I want you to go out and collect a well known fruit from the jungle,of they both went ,Tim returned an hour later with a bunch of
grapes the chief said bend over while we stick these grapes up your arse if you laugh we will kill you, the chief was about to push the last grape up his hoop and tim burst out laughing the chief said we only had one left to push why did you laugh, Tim said I could not help it here comes Mick over the hill with a bunch of coconuts