Sweetie wrote:
Hi Iain,
Welcome to the forum. I'm more than happy to take you somewhere that doesn't involve ladders if you're free, so just chirp up when you know your availability

Very kind. I dislike ladders but accept their evil, like 'gastro-pubs', can't be avoided entirely.
I'm unfit due to too much desk flying.
Essentially a SRT virgin but used to climb and can still just about tell the difference between the end of a rope and something that isn't the end of a rope.
I have wellies, chest waders, old clothes including a boiler suit that will do as an oversuit initially, caving helmet, torches.
Mud, water, ladders - "keep calm and carry on"
Squeezing through small gaps - I'd make a better plug than door?
Also come fitted with a sense of humour as standard.