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The poor little Swallow 2 years 8 months ago #31647

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I hope this cheers the club up as its been down in the dumps a bit and we don't like to do what people tell us,so here goes.

Once upon a time there was a non conformist swallow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However it soon became so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south, in a short time ice
began to form on his wings and he fell to earth, landing in a farmyard almost frozen.
Presently a cow passed by and crapped on the little fellow. The swallow thought the end had come
but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings, warm and happy and able to breath again the swallow
began to sing, just then a large cat passed by and upon hearing the chirping came to investigate, the
cat cleared away the manure found the swallow and ate him.

3 logical conclusions at which we all must arrive are -

Anyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

Anyone who pulls you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend

If your warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
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