Seasonal work
There was a little lawn mower, sitting in the shed
waiting for the grass to grow, at least thats what he said
I thought it seemed a boring job, and I told the mower so
I get out a lot in summer, its quite busy then, you know
but what about the winter time, when the snow is on the grass
well I doze off for a month or two, it helps the time to pass
then they oil me in the springtime, when the grass has started growing
and they sharpen up my blades, and then they get me going
once or twice they get me out, when the sun is in the sky
then it's every week in summer, when the lawn is nice and dry

Bloody brilliant