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Vogon Poetry 7 years 2 months ago #30492

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My turn;


I am a caver and a bit of a prat
Sometimes I can act like a lot of a twat
I think all the time of the places to go
With people I know, to take them below

Water, mud, shite and silt
Uneven passages with a dangerous tilt
More dangerous than that is the last thing you hear
The sound of the pub when you pass out from beer


B)
Currently at rest in the Elephant's graveyard
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Vogon Poetry 7 years 2 months ago #30493

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steady on Ian poets must reduce the real meaning of naughty words swop it for twit no on second thoughts
you will probably rhyme that word, o shit I have started something now I'll say no more, mick
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Vogon Poetry 7 years 2 months ago #30494

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Oh GOD! oh GOD! Please no more! I'll tell you everything! I admit I did it!
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Vogon Poetry 7 years 2 months ago #30495

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Nice one Ian! :lol:
This universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
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Vogon Poetry 7 years 2 months ago #30499

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Ian wrote:
The sound of the pub when you pass out from beer


B)

If we ever got you to the pub!

Cheers fella ;)
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